Conservatives bring up Ronald Reagan as a superhero that God used to save the whole universe from utter destruction by the "evil liberals".
- Reagan is responsible for 911 because he paid $3 billion to form Au Qaeda and the Taliban to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan, but most of that money was used to bomb embassies and build Madrases that Muslim clerics use to condemn the US as they educate more children (Charlie Wilson's War).
- Reagan won the election by running advertizements condemning Jimmy Carter for being racist while simultaneously exploiting racist urban legends about welfare queens and job stealing Mexicans.
- Reagan created voodoo economic that frees us of the burden to collect taxes to pay for government programs because money is magically free, like wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that blew a massive hole in the US federal budget.
- Reagan won the election by criticizing Jimmy Carter for the Iran Hostage Crisis while secretly promising to get the hostages free by give weapons of mass destruction to Iran (which he delivered).
- He committed treason by putting military in charge of civilian air traffic control after firing PATCO members when they went out on strike to protest the use of obsolete Word War II radar at US airports that were causing aircraft crashes (violated Posse Comatatus).
- He kicked out Mexicans to "Save America for Americans", which reduced consumer demand enough to cause massive unemployment and a minor depression when they stopped spending money in the US after they were deported.
- Reagan fixed the unemployment problem by expand the Cold War and hiring millions of new civil service workers and creating an immigrant amnesty program.
- He blew a massive hole in the federal budget that caused him to raise taxes AND simultaneously plunder the Social Security Trust Fund.
Reagan died from Alzheimer's in 2004.
If that is a super hero ........ then OMG!!!
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