Nuclear weapon detonations took place simultaneously over California, Washington, Virginia and New York earlier today. Reports are arriving about suspected nuclear detonations over Israel and Saudi Arabia. This attack occurred two months after Iranian diplomats left the Pakistan Embassy in Washington DC over protest involving a video showing Mitt Romney threatening to bomb Iran (click here).

Iran claims responsibility. Communication indicates this is in retaliation for Republican-backed coup involving Syria in November and an earlier coup in 1953 lead by the CIA when the democratically elected government of Iran was replaced by a US-backed dictatorship allowing British Petroleum to "steal oil" (click here).

Weapons were delivered by a type of long-range sea-based cruse missile system tested by Iran in January (click here).

Speculation indicates nuclear material was most likely reprocessed to chemically extract plutonium from Soviet-built nuclear power plants during a brief refueling shut down in November using a simple but very dangerous process involving large quantities of acid (click here).

President Romney ordered nuclear retaliation to "put an end to terrorism" one hour ago.

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Just kidding.

Please click on the links now that I have your attention.

I'm sure Iran wants assurances they won't be attacked before they will cease weapons development.