The trifecta of karma for the Homophobic GOP that declared the War On Women would be for republican Rick Scott to ask President Obama to declare the RNC to be a disaster zone so Republicans can benefit from free government handouts.
Living proof that God is a lesbian? With a wicked sense of humor?
Or proof that republicans are just profoundly stupid?
No proof one way or the other about god .............. but .....................
- August is peak hurricane season and Florida is ground zero.
- Armed with that knowledge, the GOP choses ground zero for the Republican National Convention.
- Instead of a landlocked city like Charlotte NC.
- After condemning Muslims for Sharia Law because it oppresses women.
And who could forget this trifecta of doom?
- Pres. Bush uses his brother to steal the election.
- Intelligence reports indicate muslim extremists stir up hatred of Pres. Bush because of Christian Crusades culminating in Gulf War I.
- Pres. Bush's response to this news is to immediately begin holding christian meetings in the white house to pray away the problem.
- Muslims attack America on 911 and Bush collapses the economy by starting Gulf War II.
- Bush eliminates banking regulations and border restrictions in 2002/2003 to stimulate the economy after the 911 economic collapse.
- Oil companies begin stealing oil from Iraq, which causes Iran to begin a nuclear weapons program.
- 10 million Mexicans flood into the country stimulating the construction, banking, automotive, and real estate industries.
- 8 million excess dwellings are constructed.
- Bush outlaws Mexicans in 2007 creating "illegal aliens" to "make America safe".
- Actual terrorists enter America through Canada.
- Police steal millions of vehicles from "illegal aliens" and sell them - the automotive industry collapses.
- 10 million illegal aliens flee the USA to avoid incarceration.
- Abandoned housing collapses the banking industry.
- 7 million people are fired or laid off starting with the construction, banking, automotive, and real estate industries.
- Bush signs stimulus legislation and the TARP bailout in 2008.\
- Everyone realizes Republicans did the same exact thing in 1929 when they outlawed Mexicans the first time.
- Republicans immediately blame President Obama for the economic disaster on inauguration day in 2009.
- Then Republicans start complaining about the Iranian nuclear program started by President Eisenhower (also a republican).